[SOCIUM] Разговорный Клуб. Английский Язык. Имени Виктории Юрьевны.

[Jokk]

Dear all,
... It is about sharing experience of skiing, ice skating, snowboarding, etc ...

So, snowboarding is only third in this sequence????!!!! Right??!?! Are You sure??!?!?! Alex, can You believe it?!!?!

P.S. I vote for meeting on feb-14

P.P.S. schoenes Wochenende, Boss

[vestka]

Dear all,

Next weekend I chose to spend in Lviv so I will be absent this coming English Speaking Club Friday, February 7, 2014.
And please be reminded that we need to decide if ESC meeting will take place next next Friday, February 14, 2014 (St. Valentine's for those who forgot). I think faster we decide, better it will be for making plans.

Vika, enjoy your Lviv trip!
I won't come to ESC this Friday, but I want us to meet on February 14, too!

[Jokk]

ACHTUNG!!!

Ladies, gents, I was allowed to announce officially: no meeting tomorrow (feb-07)

[Виктория Юрьевна]

ACHTUNG!!!

Ladies, gents, I was allowed to announce officially: no meeting tomorrow (feb-07)

Achtung???? WTF???????

[7s]

Achtung???? WTF???????

One must use this!

[Jokk]

Achtung???? WTF???????

Sorry, but while you have taken sunbaths in Lviv, we were forced to establish alternative "Achtung'und'Freunde Deutsch zusammen schnell machen Klub"

[Phen]

Sorry, but while you have taken sunbaths in Lviv, we were forced to establish alternative "Achtung'und'Freunde Deutsch zusammen schnell machen Klub"

I strongly recommend you to run as fast as you can.

[Виктория Юрьевна]

Hey, people!!!

I contacted the administrator in Crab House today and we figured out that Friday night is not the best time for our meeting. We might disturb couples who want to be left alone. What about ESC meeting tomorrow, Thursday, February 13, 2014?

Please, let me know who can show up so I can reserve our table for Thursday night.
Thank you)))

[RetroGuy]

I don't mind

[Jokk]

Hey, people!!!

I contacted the administrator in Crab House today and we figured out that Friday night is not the best time for our meeting. We might disturb couples who want to be left alone. What about ESC meeting tomorrow, Thursday, February 13, 2014?

Please, let me know who can show up so I can reserve our table for Thursday night.
Thank you)))

I can.

[arifmelik]

I also don't mind even you aren't familiar with me yet

[victor_im]

some English (American) joke about Texas

A Texan went to Chicago, where he thought he would buy a new "city"
outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and, when asked by a sweet young
woman if she could help him, he answered, "Yes, ma'am. Ya see, I'm
from Texas, and I want to buy a complete city outfit."
Her eyes lit up as she asked, "Where would you like to start?"
"Well, ma'am, how about a suit?"
"Yes, sir. What size?"
"Size 53 tall, ma'am."
"Wow, that's really big."
"Yes, ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas."
"What's next?" she asked.
He replied, "How about some shoes?"
"What size?"
"Size 15 double D."
"Wow, that's really big!"
"Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas."
"What's next?"
"Well, I reckon I'll need a shirt."
"Yes, sir. What size?"
"Nineteen and a half neck, size 52," he replied.
"Wow, that's really big!"
"Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas."
"Will there be a nything else?" she asked.
"Yes, ma'am. I spect I'll need a hat."
"Yes, sir. What size?"
"Eight and five-eighths."
"Wow, that's really big!"
"Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas."
The woman virtually glowed as she asked, "Is there anything else I can
do for you?"
"No, ma'am , I reckon that will be all."
As the sweet young thing tallied up his bill and as the Texan counted
his money, she blushed and asked, "Sir, could I ask you a question?"
"Yes, ma'am, I already know what it is. And the answer is four
inches."
Astonished, she blurted out, "Why, my boyfriend is bigger than that!"
Without so much as a stutter, the Texan replied, "From the floor,
ma'am?"

[Виктория Юрьевна]

Since most of members confirmed their availability, see you tonight!!!)))

[southpark2]

some English (American) joke about Texas

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it reminded me of our first meetings with Vitya's jokes. Those were good times...

[Виктория Юрьевна]

Dear all,

Monday started with good news! Murphy contacted me in the morning and informed about his coming back to Odessa next week. It means we will have him at ESC meeting again for a while)))

[victor_im]

Is he coming today?

[Phen]

What is the topic today, by the way?

[7s]

As far as I know our precious boss went to business trip.
Tonight's clubbing is advised to postpone.
Take this information into consideration while planning to gather tonight.

[Phen]

Omg, this is insane.

[Jokk]

Omg, this is insane.