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pure_turquoise
Nice joke.
Thanks for sending me the reminder.
Here's a sarcastic Sunday picture from me. Enjoy.
Yeah, it's keen sarcasm
I offer you one more more joke. It's quite long, but funny enough to pay attention
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I was walking through the forest and all of a sudden I have noticed a man carrying a dead horse on his back. So I went to him and asked "Why do you carry the dead horse on your back"
"I will tell you if you help me carry the horse to the city" he replied.
Afterwards, we carried the dead horse to the city.
"Why did we carry the dead horse all the way to the city?" I asked.
"I will tell you if you help me carry the horse to my district" he replied.
Afterwards, we carried the dead horse to his district.
"Why did we carry the dead horse all the way to this district?" I asked.
Some of you may be wondering how could we carry a dead horse on our backs, it was actually a pony. I'll start from the begging so the plot is clear for everybody.
I was walking through the forest and all of a sudden I have noticed a man carrying a dead pony on his back. So I went to him and asked "Why do you carry this dead pony on your back"
"I will tell you if you help me carry the pony to the city" he replied.
Afterwards, we carried the dead pony to the city.
"Why did we carry the dead pony all the way to the city?" I asked.
"I will tell you if you help me carry the pony to my district" he replied.
Afterwards, we carried the dead pony to his district.
"Why did we carry the dead pony all the way to this district?" I asked.
"I will tell you if you help me carry the pony to my street" he replied.
Afterwards, we carried the dead pony to his street.
"Why did we carry the dead horse all the way to this street?" I asked.
"I will tell you if you help me carry the dead pony into my apartment" he replied.
Afterwards, we carried the dead pony into his apartment.
"Why did we carry the dead pony all the way to your apartment" I asked.
"I will tell you if you help me carry the dead pony into the bathroom" he replied.
Afterwards, we carried the dead pony into the bathroom.
"Why did we carry the dead pony all the way to your bathroom?" I asked.
"I will tell you if you help me carry the dead pony into the bathtub" he replied.
Afterward, we carried the dead pony into the bathtub.
"Why did we carry the dead pony all the way into you bathtub" I asked?
"Come to the kitchen, lets make some tea" he replied.
He made some tea and started to explain me:
"Three days ago, the Devil came to my house to play chess. I have beaten him and he told me that he knew I will beat him. I got annoyed by his arrogance and punched him in the face. He told me again that he knew I will beat him. He then went to the bathroom and left."
"So why did we carry the dead horse all the way here?" I asked.
"Let me finish. Two day ago, the Devil came to my house to play chess. I have beaten him and he told me that he knew I will beat him. I got annoyed by his arrogance and punched him in the face. He told me again that he knew I will beat him. He then went to the bathroom and left."
"So why did we carry the dead horse all the way here?" I asked.
"Let me finish. Yesterday, the Devil came to my house to play chess. I have beaten him and he told me that he knew I will beat him. I got annoyed by his arrogance and punched him in the face. He told me again that he knew I will beat him. He then went to the bathroom and left."
"So why did we carry the dead horse all the way here?" I asked.
"Well, today, the devil will come, we will play chess, I will beat him, he will tell me he knew I will beat him, I will get annoyed by his arrogance and punch him, he will tell me he knew I will beat him, he will go to the bathroom, and..."
"And what???" I asked nervously.
"And he will come to me and say: You have a dead horse in your bathtub and I will say: I knew".
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