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    - a firm intention, a promise or a threat
    This is likely to describe "to be + going to"
    At least this is why we say "gonna" in Liverpool and the neighbourhood.
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    I've found a joke in English and hope you'll like it in spite of the specific English humour . I give some translation, hope it'll help

    A blonde went to an appliance store and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
    "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
    She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
    "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
    "Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
    She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV."
    "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
    Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
    "Because that's a microwave," he replied.
    Collect jokes on female incapacity? Let me share mine.

    A woman is desperately trying to get a lift to the airport (she gonna be bloody late for her flight, you know). A car stops near her and she shouts into the window:
    "Please, a lift to the aiport, quick... a hundred euros"
    The driver (on having hesitated):
    "What about a kiss?"
    The lady:
    "F... off!" -- and the car leaves without her.
    But as you know, guys, time waits for nobody, and the longer she keeps waiting, the more nervous she gets. Another car stops and she cries into the window:
    "Quick! The aiport! 100 Euro plus a kiss!"
    The driver:
    "With sex provided?"
    "F... off, creepo!" and the car's gone.
    But Jesus H. Christ, the time is melting and dying away, what's to be done indeed! The third car stops near her and in despair she shouts:
    "The aiport! Quick! 100 EUR! A kiss is promised! With sex provided!"
    The driver:
    "Do you consider fellatio?"
    "F... off, you, creep!" -- and the car's gone.
    A real disaster, half an hour before the plane takes off and there's nothing to be done!
    Now the fourth car is here to stop and the lady rushes to it:
    "A quick lift to the airport, please!! 100 EUR, +kiss, with sex provided and fellatio considered!!"
    The driver (his face turning from red to pale): "Gee! I ain't no whore lifter! F.. off!" -- and the car's gone.
    Последний раз редактировалось iglagol; 29.09.2013 в 01:42.
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    This is likely to describe "to be + going to"
    So you disagree with the authors and think they've made mistakes in these books?

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    At least this is why we say "gonna" in Liverpool and the neighbourhood.
    Not only there.
    Foreigners mostly study Standard English.
    All the Brittish books for teaching give a lot of tasks to distinguish 'will' and 'be going to' again and again in every single book (elementary and up).
    Последний раз редактировалось pure_turquoise; 29.09.2013 в 15:19.
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    "Yourselves" (you seem to be referring to many people, don't you?)
    ---------------
    As an English teacher, I approve your idea of setting up this chat, but a topic in a forum isn't enough for the goal. A sort of separate forum is needed, branched into as many topics as possible, so that anybody could iniciate discussion on any topic.
    Probably you meant - initiate ?
    It seems to me that communication in this subject quite suits also to me and many users of this forum.
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    Collect jokes on female incapacity? Let me share mine.

    A woman is desperately trying to get a lift to the airport (she gonna be bloody late for her flight, you know). A car stops near her and she shouts into the window:
    "Please, a lift to the aiport, quick... a hundred euros"
    The driver (on having hesitated):
    "What about a kiss?"
    The lady:
    "F... off!" -- and the car leaves without her.
    But as you know, guys, time waits for nobody, and the longer she keeps waiting, the more nervous she gets. Another car stops and she cries into the window:
    "Quick! The aiport! 100 Euro plus a kiss!"
    The driver:
    "With sex provided?"
    "F... off, creepo!" and the car's gone.
    But Jesus H. Christ, the time is melting and dying away, what's to be done indeed! The third car stops near her and in despair she shouts:
    "The aiport! Quick! 100 EUR! A kiss is promised! With sex provided!"
    The driver:
    "Do you consider fellatio?"
    "F... off, you, creep!" -- and the car's gone.
    A real disaster, half an hour before the plane takes off and there's nothing to be done!
    Now the fourth car is here to stop and the lady rushes to it:
    "A quick lift to the airport, please!! 100 EUR, +kiss, with sex provided and fellatio considered!!"
    The driver (his face turning from red to pale): "Gee! I ain't no whore lifter! F.. off!" -- and the car's gone.
    You misogynist?
    RadaForward0957515378

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    dennitsa, the only mistake I found was this:
    - a firm intention, a promise or a threat
    which motivates to use "gonna", not the "will" pattern, in the real everyday language.
    Probably you meant - initiate ?
    Exactly, just mind that people from Liverpool and Manchester have spelling alternatives in writing. It's a sort of dialect influence, you know...
    You misogynist?
    Don't worry -- I ain't. What I like is good-quality black humour.
    Ukrainian and British. 2 in 1

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    Pls., if someone knows abt english speaking clubs, would you share with the information!!!??? Thanks in advance.
    Будь самим собой, все другие роли уже заняты.

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    13 Pushinskaya, Thursdays at 7 pm
    13 Deribasovskaya, Frapolli restaurant, Fridays at 6:30 pm
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    13 Pushinskaya, Thursdays at 7 pm
    13 Deribasovskaya, Frapolli restaurant, Fridays at 6:30 pm
    Thank you) How much does it cost? free?
    just smile :-)

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    Charging money for just coming to talk and make friends? Well, the second place is a restaurant, where you're to pay your meal order only, but this is optionally, I guess.
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    WHEN I ASK YOU TO LISTEN*
    When I ask you to listen to me and you start giving advice and you have not done what I asked.
    When I ask you to listen to me and you begin to tell me why I shouldn’t feel that way, you are trampling on my feelings.
    When I ask you to listen to me and you feel you have to do something to solve my problem you have failed me, strange as that may seem.
    Listen! All I asked, was that you listen not talk or do - just hear me.
    Advice is cheap; ten cents will get you both Dear Abby and Billy Graham in the same newspaper, and I can do for myself; I’m not helpless.
    When you do something for me that I can and need to do for myself, you contribute to my fear and weakness.
    But, when you accept as a simple fact that I do feel what I feel, no matter how irrational, then I can quit trying to convince you and can get about the business of understanding what’s behind this irrational feeling.
    And when that’s clear, the answers are obvious and I don’t need advice.
    Irrational feelings make sense when we understand what’s behind them.
    Perhaps that’s why prayer works, sometimes, for some people because God is mute and he doesn’t give advice or try to fix things.
    He “just listens and lets you work it out for yourself.”
    So please listen and just hear me. And if you want to talk, wait a minute for your turn; And I’ll listen to you.

    *Anonymous: “Listen” was found in David Bailey and Sharon Dreyer’s book, Care of the mentally ill (1977)
    what is it? at me the brain blew up what purpose this message?
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    Оьщение в чате на английском, выучила английский за пол года.до этого только привет пока знала))) еще и денег заработала!
    Обращайтесь я вам подскажу

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    выучила английский за пол года.
    Весь - весь выучила? Да еще и за полгода? Гениально! ))))))
    Oksana Perutskaya. Aspire to inspire before you expire.

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    Оьщение в чате на английском, выучила английский за пол года.до этого только привет пока знала)))
    aha, therefore in English you write?
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    Секрет похудения очень прост, но секрет есть секрет.

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    Hey there !
    Секрет похудения очень прост, но секрет есть секрет.

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    Уважаемые форумчани информация для практики интересно Ваше мнение,прошу прокомментировать,что вы думаете не знаю как загрузить фото в тему сбрасываю ссылку http://forumodua.com/showthread.php?t=3168442

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    Уважаемые форумчани,для практики, прошу Вас прокомментировать исправления,что думаете?Благодарю

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    Мне тут "специалисты" в личке комментируют, что "had got" - Past Simple. Мой ответ:

    - по форме, в теории, 'had' + 3 форма глагола (Past Participle) - типичный Past Perfect;
    - по содержанию - это вряд ли применимо, так как не часто возникает необходимость в такого рода конструкциях;
    - 'have got' чаще превращается просто в 'had', когда речь идет о 'possessions in the past'.

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    I've got a cat. (mostly British English) = I have a cat. (mostly American English)

    I had a cat when I was 10. (a fact in the past)
    Последний раз редактировалось pure_turquoise; 13.10.2018 в 10:34.
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