Смешно....

[SIZE="4"]Звонок по телефону:
— С Днём рождения!
— Спасибо, а кто это?
— Это - твоя несбывшаяся мечта!
— Мотоцикл?![/SIZE]

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Молодой одессит на собеседовании.
- У вас есть высшее экономическое образование?
- Я вас умоляю, а то, шо я из еврейской семьи вам уже недостаточно?

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