Все taunts из "Blood" и "Blood2"
Кто помнит эти замечательнейшие гамесы из не сильно далекого прошлого - вот Вам подарок - за 2 часа в инете разыскал все фразы Калеба )
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"Rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens, Bright copperd kettles and warm woolen mittens. Brown papered packeges tied up with string. These are a few of my favorite things! - God what a crappy song....."
Well that's ONE way to open somebody up, but not nearly as quick or fun as my method!"
It Burns, It Burns!
"The sniper rifle. For when you want to reach out and touch someone. Like, blow their head off."
"Blood drops keep falling on my head, but that don't mean na na nanana....hehehe"
"My mamma said there would be days like this, I never liked her."
"Here he comes , here comes speedracer, he's a demon on wheels..."
"When does the hurting stop?"
"If you want my body and you think I'm sexy..."
"Forgive me old friend. I say unto you, unless you eat the flesh of the son of man and drink his blood, you'll have no life in you."
"Good morning, afternoon, or evening Mr. Cal-eeb, we'd like to ask you a few questions. This is not an attempt to sell you anything. Are you now or have you ever been a charactor in a videogame?"
"When I was young, we didn't have any singularity generators. We had to kill the drudge priest with our bare hands, and we liked it. You'd reach up and grab his bone leech and rip it off."
"Oohh, a BLT. Thats a lettuce, tomato, and blood sandwich. Hold the mayo, huh."
Ophelia: "He wants you to follow him, you stupid bastard."
Caleb: "Never said I was smart."
Caleb: "Leave now and live or stay and die."
Prophet: "I'm staying."
Caleb: "Then you're dying."
"I feel like a piece of meat."
"Gimme some sugar, baby."
"There's killing to do."
Gideon: "Don't have much luck with trains, do you?"
Caleb: "You just made your second mistake, you stuck around." Gideon: "Really? What was my first mistake?"
Caleb: "Letting me live."
"...and in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight."
"Sleep Ophelia."
"This looks...extraordinarily bad."
"This promises to be fun..."
"No one can stop me!"
"Aww... love, american style"
"Take a hint!"
"Back to the grind..."
"What a mess... these conditions are hardly sanitary"
"I'd say I'm sorry, but you know I wouldn't be sincere, so have a nice day!"
"Pathetic insects"
"A Fish Called Wanda"
"Everybody dies!"
"I'll swallow your soul"
"Hello, may I speak to mister Jass? First name Hugh"
"I sure could use a drink"
"What good is sitting alone in your room? Life is a cabaret."
"Die you ugly sonuvabitch"
"I'm your best reason to be afraid."
"Tada! That's all folks!"
"Good dogie! Play dead."
"That'll teach ya!"
"What we have here is a failure to Coagulate."
"I'm not a mechanic I mostly just kill people"
"I smell balm and poontang"
"It's all in the reflexes"
"Come out... Come out... where EVER you are"
"Over the lips... through the gums, look out tummy, here I come"
"Do these blow up into funny shapes?"
"Pay attention son, this is for your own good"
"Ooo... shake it baby!"
"I have something for you..."
"Mmm, rat burgers."
"Single white female, yeah!"
"I want Jo Jo! Jo Jo!"
"What a wonderful smell I've discovered!"
"Son-of-a-bitch must pay!"
"How much is that doggy in the window?"
"It's a long way to Tiporaree (sp), it's a long way to Rome"
"Everybody loves somebody sometime"
"I've got you under my skin"
"Strangers in the night...exchanging glances"
"Ah, fresh victims for the ever-growing army of the undead."
"Ahh, now that's a spicy meatball!"
"Dont play it again Sam"
"Leftovers..."
"You have to have faith for that to work."
"Hmm, extraordinary use of color.. the composition is but lacking."
"Lambs to the slaughter..."
"I've got two guns, that should be enough for all of ya."
"Now you have a nice day."
"When I have a brand new hairdo, with my eyelashes all in curl, da da da da da, I enjoy bein' a girl!"
"Payback time!"
"Now we're cookin' with gas!"
"All in all, I'd rather be killing stuff."
"What a waste of good ammunition."
"Get ready for a surprise, heeeeere's Caleb!"
"Fate seemed to have plans for him... unpleasant plans."
"Help, help, I'm being repressed!"
"I get no kick from champagne, mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all, but I get a kick outta you."
"I'm the good ship Lollipop.. da da da.. damn, forgot the words."
"Sailing, sailing, over the bounding main.."
"Somewhere.. over the rainbow.."
"Row, row, row your boat.."
"The sun'll come out tomorrow.."
"I don't know nuthin' bout birthin' no babies, Miss Scarlett!"
"If your blue and you dont know it........puttin on the Ritz."
"Better then Kool-aid..."
"If I thought you weren't my friend...I just don't think I could bear it."
"Amateurs..."
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
"I hate mimes..."
"Never more..."
"I LIVE AGAIN!"
"All I want's a friend"
"No-one wants to play with me"
"Who wants some, huh? Who's next?"
"Victims. Aren't we all?"
"They're all dead, they just don't know it yet!"
"Get off my train!"
"Wah! Oh, just me"
"I must stop this train!"
"Ooh - that wasn't a bit nice!"
"Out, out, damn spot!"
"I like my hands bloody!"
"Show yourself - SHOW YOURSELF!!"
"Fool! You are already dead!"
"We're going to need a bigger boat..."
"I'm gonna paint the town red"
"I'm here to donate some blood. Someone else's..."
"What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?"
"Hmm...and I thought I was ugly..."
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggy or are you gonna bite?"
"I'm gonna have to put you down!"
"Are you gonna just stand there and bleed?"
"Time to start piling up the bodies!"
"'Point away from face and fire'...sounds easy enough!"
"You'll look a whole lot worse with your face ripped off!"
"Open for business..."
"When you get to hell tell'em I sent you, you'll get a group discount!"
"Be careful now...you'll shoot your eye out!"
"They're gonna need a bucket and a mop when I'm done with you!"
"Who's laughing now?"
"I'll beat you like a bad step child!"
"I'm not a bad dream, I'm your worst nightmare!"
"How do you like your flesh cooked?"
"Let it burn..."
"Now now, no need to get worked up!"
"Your bad day...just got worse!"
"Today is the last day of the rest of your life..."
"You know, you've got a real attitude problem..."
"Life's not fair but then neither is death, get used to it..."
"You kids shouldn't play rough...someone might start crying"
"You sir, are no gentleman!"
"Lucky you, killed by the best!"
"It's howdy doody time kiddies, the bad man is here!"
"This is my boomstick!"
"Bring it on!"
"Dead man walking..."
"Another day...another corpse..."
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun..."
"Red is definitely your colour..."
"Now then, where did all those gun-totting madmen go?"
"Eviction time!!!"
"I'm not a bad man, I'm just misunderstood....ok I'm a bad man..."
"Hey, she-bitch : Let's go!"
"I am death. Wants some?"
"Smile when you call me that..."
"Rest in pieces..."
"I did it my way..."
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