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To understand jokes: A little boy and his father are listening to the Fuhrer's speech on the radio as Germany declares war on the USA. The boy asks his father where the USA is. The father takes down a globe and runs his hand across the USA, saying: All of this area of North America. The boy looks at the globe and asks :And where is the British Empire?. The father indicates Britain, Canada, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, and India on the globe. I see, said the boy.And where is Russia? The father showed him the sprawling mass of the USSR on the globe. The boy's eyebrows furrowed with concentration. And where is Germany?, he asks. His father points at the area of central Europe where the Reich is located. The boy looks very concerned and says :Dad, has Hitler seen this?
A plane with german paratroopers above Greece. The instructor guides every single parachutist to the door and pushes him out. "Come on , come on , come on !" "We dont have time to mess around !" "Out with you cowards!" "Come on ! The next one ! go go go!" But one of them resists to jump by all means. He kicks punches and screams, tries to stem his legs against the doorframe. "Out with you !" "We have no time for cowards !" At last, the instructor gives him a kick and he flies out of the door... The remaining parachutists start to laugh.. "You think that was funny or what ?" "Funny ? , yes indeed sir.....that was the pilot"
Then this one.... Guy: "Father, during the war I allowed a Jewish refugee to live in my attic" Father: "Well, I do not see anythign wrong with that. You helped a poor soul survive the war" Guy: "But Father, I collected rent from for every week that he stayed" Father: "Well, that is not a good deed, but it was for a good cause, so that is fine." Guy: "... but Father.... should I tell him the war is over?" ALSO.... The leutnant says to the feldwebel : "That guy over there is pretty good" "Yes indeed, but i have a feeling that we should better check his personal background" "Why ?" "After every shot he carefully removes his fingerprints from the rifle"
-What's the use of knowing the English language? My answer: to liberate me from necessity of learning other languages to communicate. Ha-ha-ha!
