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What happens with people if the air temperature is

+20°


Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find them).

+15°

Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have them).

+10°

Americans shake.

Russians are planting cucumbers.

+5°

You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don't start.

Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.



Water freezes in America , in Russia it thickens..

-5°

French cars don't start.

-10°

You're planning a vacation to Australia.

-15°

Your cat insists to sleep in your bed.

Norwegians put on sweaters.

-18°

New York landlords turn on the heaters.

Russians make their last seasonal picnic.

-20°

American cars don't start.

People in Alaska start wearing long-sleeves.

-25°

German cars don't start. Hawaiians are dead.

-30°

Politicians start talking about homeless people.

Your cat prefers to sleep in your pajamas.

-35°

Too cold to think. Japanese cars don't start.

-40°

You're planning a 2-week hot tub bath.

Swedish cars don't start.

-42°

Transportation stops in Europe .

Russians eat ice cream on the street.

-45°

All Greeks are dead.

Politicians really start doing something for the homeless.

-50°


Your eyelids start sticking when you blink.

In Alaska, people close the window in the bathroom..

-60°

White bears start moving south.

-70°

The hell froze.

-73°

Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland .

Russians wear earmuff hats.

-80°


Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.

-114°

Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.

-273°


Absolute zero, atomic movement stops.

Russians wear boots.

-295°

90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer team becomes the world champion.

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