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Юмор: Happy Global Warming!

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Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find them).
+15° [/B]

Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have them).


Americans shake.

Russians are planting cucumbers.

[B]+5° [/B]

You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don't start.

Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.

[B]0° [/B]

Water freezes in America , in Russia it thickens..


French cars don't start.

[B]-10° [/B]

You're planning a vacation to Australia.

[B]-15° [/B]

Your cat insists to sleep in your bed.

Norwegians put on sweaters.

[B]-18° [/B]

New York landlords turn on the heaters.

Russians make their last seasonal picnic.

[B]-20° [/B]

American cars don't start.

People in Alaska start wearing long-sleeves.

[B]-25° [/B]

German cars don't start. Hawaiians are dead.

[B]-30° [/B]

Politicians start talking about homeless people.

Your cat prefers to sleep in your pajamas.

[B]-35° [/B]

Too cold to think. Japanese cars don't start.


You're planning a 2-week hot tub bath.

Swedish cars don't start.


Transportation stops in Europe .

Russians eat ice cream on the street.

[B]-45° [/B]

All Greeks are dead.

Politicians really start doing something for the homeless.

[B]-50° [/B]

Your eyelids start sticking when you blink.

In Alaska, people close the window in the bathroom..

[B]-60° [/B]

White bears start moving south.


The hell froze.


Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland .

Russians wear earmuff hats.


Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.


Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.


Absolute zero, atomic movement stops.

Russians wear boots.


90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer team becomes the world champion.

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